Captain Black Claws
Introducing: Captain Black Claws
A cat in a pirate captain's coat and hat, one eye covered by a patch, looking like he's just given the order to abandon ship. He has never sailed anywhere. He has, however, knocked a full glass of milk off a table.
Part of the Cat's Portrait Collection.
Printed fresh on heavyweight matte paper and rolled into a rigid tube, it arrives flat, uncreased, and ready for whatever frame you already own.
Shipping is free over $49.
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Each print is produced museum-quality on thick, matte-finish paper — the kind of weight and texture that makes a piece feel like art, not a printout. It holds color and detail with striking clarity, giving your space (home or office) a refined, gallery-level accent that doesn't fade into the wall.
Paper Specifications:
8″ × 12″ (20.3 × 30.5 cm): Good for a desk, a shelf, or a small wall with a few other pictures.
12″ × 18″ (30.5 × 45.7 cm): Good for a hallway or a side table.
16″ × 24″ (40.6 × 61 cm): Good as the main picture on a wall, alone or next to another one.
20″ × 30″ (50.8 × 76.2 cm): Good as a big statement piece, like above a couch or bed.
HOW IT WORKS
Every poster is printed fresh on gallery-quality paper and rolled into a rigid tube. It arrives flat, uncreased, and ready for framing.
Browse by mood, size, or just go with the one that makes you go “oh that’s so me.”
Printed to order on heavyweight 189gsm matte, gallery-grade. Rolled into a sealed rigid tube. Ships in 3–5 days.
Fits any standard frame. Your guests will ask where you found it.
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Your order ships free when it hits $49.
Frequently Asked Questions
We usually process at the same day.
Worst case? 1–3 business days.
if it’s ready, it moves.
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Montierre
We make art for people who are tired of art that "means something". The quote print. The single word in a nice font. We skipped all of it.
No hidden meaning. No deep message. Just weird, funny, well-printed pieces that make people stop and ask questions.
Montierre is where your walls stop being polite.
