Exactly how you describe your pet.
Illustrated animal portraits with the same expressions, opinions and questionable priorities as yours.
Every animal here has an opinion.
Everyone thinks you exaggerate about your dog. You don't.
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The Scream Collection
The Scream Collection
Classic T-shirt
Classic T-shirt
Cat's Portrait Collection
Cat's Portrait Collection
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Every piece made fresh. Ships in 3–5 business days.
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About Us
Nobody is as interested in your cat as you are.
You have a saying things about your pet. The dramatic one, the coward about the vacuum, the one who has decided, without consulting anyone, that she's a doctor. You've explained this to people. They were not as interested as you needed them to be.
We are. Every piece here is an animal taken completely seriously: a name, a title, a wildly unearned sense of importance, printed properly so everyone can see.